She ain’t line dancing with a turtle. Here’s our Marti Davis. Caption this photo and enter to win a Knight & Hale prize package!
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Hey lady, your going the wrong way!! Just because I was at the edge of the road didn’t mean I wanted to cross!
I’m flying! I’m flying! Ill get that bird who doodooed on me now!
Crush: ‘Cause we were like, “woaaaah.”, and I was like, “woaaaah.” and you were like, “woaaahh…”
WOW, I’ve finally got my dream job, it’s just like being appointed to the Supreme Court, I’m going to be a “Cabela’s Snapper”
Oh thank goodness ! That concrete was really getting hot! Thanks for the ride sweetie!
“Over, over, down, just a bit to the….awwwww right there.”
Marti: “Now Hermie, I have already warned you about loud outbursts of laughter in class… You’re going to time out!”
Hermie: “A’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahahaha! Time out! A’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahahaha!”
Top: Turtle on bathsalts
Bottom: Slow and steady he’ll eat your face
“AAaaahhh turtle massage “. “Lady, you have magic fingers”
“Hey lady !!!: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle!
My husband always wanted a pet turtle to put in the tub… I’ll put it in with his bath tonight! That will get him back for giving me that smelly black cat with the white stripe on his back! I think I need new glasses, oh well…
Trust me lady I’am a male,do you really have to look!!!!!!!
Awe gees I had this thing won !!!!!! Put me down ,hurry put me down,com’n lady put me down we can bond after the race….women. Geeeeessss!!!!!!!!!!!
“HEY LADY” put me down!! stop trying to steer me!! I’m not a Car!!!
God gave the black snapping turtle a long tail so that it could be safely handled by rednecks. Marti would later display her nubby pinkie finger when teaching this lesson to others.
“I don’t wanna be soup!!!! I don’t wanna be soup!!!! Somebody save me from this wild game chef! There’s a nice little soft shell hiding around corner – Cook HIM!”
“Now how many time’s do I got to tell ya, I don’t need a lift, I can go at my own pace and still win the race!”
I told you to go before we left the house !